Top dozen reasons to leave one’s husband

You realize that he is the same person you married, just older and fatter
You realize that he was that anonymous stalker
You realize that George Clooney just separated again
Hillary is given a new off-site post in China
You realize that he sends your resume for off-site work in Middle East
Has the same cologne but he smells like your neighbor's perfume
Has the same cologne but he smells like your sister’s perfume
Has the same cologne but smells like sushi
Has the same cologne but smells like your brother’s cologne
Has the same cologne but smells like "could've wiped the ass a bit better"
You realize that the increased rate of vaseline depletion mystery is solved, it's on his butt
You realize that he was not always bow legged

And the number one reason:
Your reclamation project was only partially successful, as he now washes his hands, but follows it with that same ass digging